Alright, so I dropped a new game called Dragon Kong. Started as a goof to clown on my buddy, but kinda morphed into somethin' playable, go figure.
Yeah, it's basically like that old ape game, but with dragons..and Indians..except not really a dragon.. Original? Nah. Fun? Maybe, depends on how low your standards are.
Play it or don't..whatever..
Added a couple retarded games: a flight simulator and an offroader.
Also fixed up the annoying ass sound on the stupid race car game (the old one, not this new one)
Added a full screen mode to the new games and a couple old ones (slugs and stupid race car game)
Also fixed a little bit of a scrolling/zooming issue the game canvas was having with the webpage.
Have fun..or don't..i don't care..
Another big edit to the game Ssssslugs!
it can now be played with up to 8 players, and up to 8 slugs per team. That's 64 slugs!
You can import your own images to play on (PNG. Transparency counts as playable area)
Added a waterline, some death effects and some improvement to projectile physics and wind effect on the bazooka.
You'll notice some bugs here and there. Deal with it..
I'm having a hard time resolving those bugs..or rather the AI is. I keep telling it what's wrong but it's too dumb to fix them!@#$!@%#!@
Hate the idea of taking this too seriously, but maybe some backlog info for myself isn't a bad idea.
Made some major improvements to Ssssslugs!
Terrain was previously generated like a graph on a calculator: in other words it was cool if your a loser nerd with a TI-83 calculator
NOW it's a bitmap! Or at least that's how the idiot AI described it to me. It's more in line with that one game that made inverterbrate warfare famous.
As a result, explosions are cooler now because they leave a round crater instead of that stupid V shape they did on the graphing calculator-style map.
Physics have been improved. Sound has been added. Map is 50% wider. General debugging and improvement of projectiles and slugs.
I've been gradually improving Ssssslugs!..or rather, i've made the AI improve it.
Fixed some things like camera movement, edge boundaries, and added a CPU opponent (it's really dumb).
It's still garbage but it's almost starting to feel like an actual game, if you squint really hard..
Ok MAAAYBE i can try to update this page every now and then..not that you'll find any useful information here.
Added a game called Ssssslugs!..NOT to be confused with Worms. I never even heard of the game Worms! Sounds like a stupid game..
It's garbage
She sells seashells on the seashore, but the seashells she sells on the seashore are not seashore shells, i'm sure.
Figured out how to get the website online (a miracle, considering i'm an imbecile). Added a bunch of excrements that i'm trying to pass off as "AI games"
Why are you still here? This page is meaningless. Nothing is ever gonna happen here. You're wasting your time, and mine too cuz i'm writing this dumb shit
That's right, the AI made this site for me..what..you really think i'm going to learn how do so something when i can just beat an AI and force it to do it? Get outta here!
lol..updates..the AI added this page. As if i'll ever use it..